1) Thou shalt not give novelty socks

Socks scream lazy present purchasing at the best of times. Novelty socks, however, are a step too far. It really doesn't matter how cute/fluffy/bright/cheap they are, knitted footwear is seldom funny - or useful. 'Cheesy feet' socks (complete with Swiss-style holes and a mouse on the heel)? No. Socks with individual toe pockets? Uh-uh. Socks with retro gaming characters or superheroes or Spongebob Squarepants or The Simpsons or days of the week on? I don't think so. Stay clear. Go safe with a box of smellies instead.

2) Thou shalt not eat all the purple Quality Streets

They're our favourite. Hands off. A toffee penny instead never hurt anyone (except Granny's gums...).

3) Brandy custard or brandy butter: thou shalt not have both

Pudding gluttony. Pure and simple.

4) Don't photocopy

Anything. At the work Christmas party.

5) Be grateful

Despite what we've already said on the subject of novelty socks, if you do have the misfortune to receive a pair - or any other below par pressie - be grateful. Whatever lies beneath the gift wrap, always react with surprise and sheer joy. This is something you have always wanted and you are OVER THE MOON WITH GLEE. Politeness and graciousness go a long way.

6) Thou shalt not accidentally re-gift to the sender

We've all received something we rather had not, but if you are going to re-gift something just make sure you're not giving it back to the person who gave it to you in the first place...or their mother. And make sure the packaging is still pristine. Please.

7) Getting a drone for Christmas?

Apparently they're forecast to be a top present of 2014. Unfortunately, if you're looking forward to receiving one, then there are several more rules, on top of these seven, to follow to avoid freak accidents and Civil Aviation Authority angst. Check here for more details...